do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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