I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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