Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
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He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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