when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize