Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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