Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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