Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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