Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
