I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Terrible idea I love it
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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