i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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