nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
My feet surprised me
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