She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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