so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
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Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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