you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I need to sanitize my soul.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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