Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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