But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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