My hand turned me down
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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