I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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