You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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