Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
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