I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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