it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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