let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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