After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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