well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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