Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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