i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
What a dumb baby whore.
How external is "for external use only"?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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