What tipped you off? The sombrero?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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