it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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