There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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