Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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