Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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