I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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