Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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