Nicole vs. Life
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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