How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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