Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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