what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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