New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
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He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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