Your dad touched me again.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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