Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
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Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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