whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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