So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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