Little spoons don't ask big questions
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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