grandma shit on top of the toilet
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I need water and some morals
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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