Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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