Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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