Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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