Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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