Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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