I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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